can I eat cookies from here on out?

I can't cook. Not really. I can bake! Give me a spoon, some sugar, vanilla, and flour and I'll whip up something absolutely delicious. Give me a spatula, sauce pan and veggies? And I make something almost as horrible as the roasted veggie lasagna I made the other night. One bite and I had to throw it out. It was horrible. Mushy, oozy, not in a good melted cheese kind of way, horrible. I could blame the recipe, but I know that it's my fault. I looked at the eggplant funny. Hurt the zucchini's feelings. Added too much ricotta cheese. Damn you Joy of Cooking! You've never let me down before. Sigh.